The Funny Side of Meditation
Good morning! It’s Monday! Let’s lighten the mood a bit....
Friday’s blog was all about meditation and it got a bit ‘deep’ don’t you think? There has to be a lighter side to finding inner peace and tranquillity. We all know that meditation can increase happiness, improve health, relieve stress, help with relationships and increase our chances of success at whatever we strive to achieve but... if we can laugh at the same time then the benefits are even greater. This can be a very dry subject and I’m NOT a serious person so I’ve been looking for funny sub-topics.
If you have an open mind then this video is fantastic. Yes it’s a spoof but it’s also a meditation aid and the great thing is it reminds us not to take these things too seriously. If swearing offends you DO NOT WATCH!
OK this is seriously weird. I was looking for inspiration on humour and meditation on the web and what should pop up at the bottom of page 1 result? This...
Wow! That made me smile, I needed that boost on a Monday morning!
People who meditate are intimate with silence. That is exactly the reason why they can choose their words wisely.
Mahatma Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." (When asked what he thought about Western civilization)
‘It’s highly psychological, and very beautiful, and overwhelming, and real, and trippy!’ Russell Brand.
‘People shouldn’t think that it’s a religion or anything like that. It’s just like brushing your teeth.’ Howard Stern.
‘Meditation, it’s kind of like a secret weapon for me.’ Mike Love.
‘Sleep is the best meditation.’ Dalai Lama.
‘We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection.’ Dalai Lama.
‘Meditate playfully, don't meditate seriously. When you go into the meditation hall, leave your serious faces where you leave your shoes. Let meditation be fun.’ Osho
Did you know there is such a thing as Laughter Yoga?
Laughter Yoga (www.letslaugh.com.au) Put simply - Laughter Yoga is fun! It's a combination of gentle exercise, deep breathing, gentle stretching and as the name implies, loads and loads of laughter. It requires no special clothing, no mats and no touching of toes. It's Yoga like you've never seen it before. It’s suitable for everyone of every age and ability so if you want to get moving, connecting, have fun and get healthy then Laughter Yoga is for you. Laughter Yoga isn't classified as a traditional Yoga practice traditional yoga (Hatha) instructors do combine eastern yogic principles with the ideas of Laughing as exercise. Not quite sure what Laughter Yoga is? Check out this great video from Oprah (which includes a session run by Let's Laugh friend Jeffrey Brair!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWhyujynvuc
A good article on how to bring humour to meditation.... includes an analogy to, of all things, puppy training!
And to reaffirm that meditation can be funny, some jokes on the subject... my thanks to..
http://www.swamij.com/index-yoga-meditation-meditation.htm which has, not only jokes but, some great information too.
Yoga Police – ‘You have the right to remain silent.’
Two men meet, one asks the other ‘How’s your son? Is he still unemployed?’ The other replies ‘ Yes, but he’s meditating now. It’s better than him sitting around doing nothing.’
‘Don’t just do something... Sit there!’
A student went to his meditation teacher and said, "My meditation is horrible! I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I'm constantly falling asleep. It's just horrible!". "It will pass," the teacher said matter-of-factly. A week later, the student came back to his teacher. "My meditation is wonderful! I feel so aware, so peaceful, so alive! It's just wonderful!". "It will pass," the teacher replied matter-of-factly.
My karma ran over my dogma....
A group of bats, hanging from the ceiling of a cave, discover a single bat STANDING upright below them on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask, "What's wrong with you? What are you doing down there?" The standing bat answers, "Yoga!"
With Meditation, it's just one thing after another -- breath, breath, breath .
Meditation student: If I'm open minded, won't my brains fall out? Teacher: No, just keep your mouth shut at the same time.
In the pursuit of happiness, the hard part is knowing when you've caught up.
Three Yogis are doing meditative in a remote cave. One day a sound is heard from outside the cave. After about six months, one of the yogis says, "Did you hear that goat?" Once again, there was silence. About a year later, one of the other Yogis says, "That wasn't a goat; it was a mule." Again, there was silence. About two years later the third yogi says, "If you two don't stop arguing, I'm leaving.
Finally - Why Should I Meditate?
Meditation gives you something that nothing else can: It introduces you to yourself on all levels.
Meditation will bring you:
Peace of mind, calmness, and a sense of well being
Better relationships, better health, and a better life
Personal, philosophical, and spiritual insights
The direct experience of your eternal center of being
The benefits of meditation are your birthright, whether you are Buddhist, Christian, Confucian, Hindu, Jain, Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, Taoist, follow some other religion, or none at all.
Meditate... Meditate... Meditate...
Have a really great week everyone. Meditate daily, but don’t take yourself too seriously!
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